Daily Affirmations, Validation, Handjobs and Various Sundries

[Slabiathan]

Do you have the thick calluses that our Leader does? If you don’t I don’t want it

I have built up some calluses but keep em on the smoother side. What I lack in calluses I can make up for with heart.

 

[white ape]

I have built up some calluses but keep em on the smoother side. What I lack in calluses I can make up for with heart.

I prefer technique and enthusiasm over heart.

 

[Achillesking]

I have built up some calluses but keep em on the smoother side. What I lack in calluses I can make up for with heart.

Let me hear one

 

[Slabiathan]

I prefer technique and enthusiasm over heart.

I appreciate your valued feedback. I am very enthusiastic, but probably lacking the expertise you require. I'm sorry I can't meet your expectations. I hope I can continue to improve to be of better service. You are like no other! Have a blessed day!

 

[Thebiggestdumbass]

I have built up some calluses but keep em on the smoother side. What I lack in calluses I can make up for with heart.

I want you to use your gimp hand then

 

[Diesel59]

Because of this thread, I'm taking my talents to Saudi Arabia.

 

[Slabiathan]

I want you to use your gimp hand then

You got it, friend! I won't let you down!

 

[Slabiathan]

Let me hear one

@Achillesking I didn't forget about you. I'm at a loss for words. It's a difficult to find the words that can describe the level to which you are funny, strong, and a friend to people here. We are all better for it. Don't change a thing, buddy! Have a blessed day!

 

[BigChief1]

Dear BBBG,

I had a pretty rough night last night. I couldn’t even sleep due to it’s all I could think about. Hell all I can still think about. Every time I close my eyes it’s all I see. I could use some validation and possibly some advice.

My wife asked to go out with friends to have some drinks yesterday evening. Well midnight came around and she still wasn’t home. I was milling around the garage when I seen a car pull up. I quickly hid behind my boat. I watch my wife lean over and kiss some dude, exit car and pull some panties out her purse and slide them on. That’s when I noticed it! A big hairline crack in my boat prop. Can I weld it or do I have to replace the whole dam thing? Thanks….

 

[Achillesking]

@Achillesking I didn't forget about you. I'm at a loss for words. It's a difficult to find the words that can describe the level to which you are funny, strong, and a friend to people here. We are all better for it. Don't change a thing, buddy! Have a blessed day!

I think @Texan69 likes me the most

 

[Texan69]

I think @Texan69 likes me the most

Me ruv ru rong time

 

[Achillesking]

Me ruv ru rong time

I love tou too handsome

 

[Texan69]

I love tou too handsome

Even with my wittle wegs?

 

[Slabiathan]

Dear BBBG,

I had a pretty rough night last night. I couldn’t even sleep due to it’s all I could think about. Hell all I can still think about. Every time I close my eyes it’s all I see. I could use some validation and possibly some advice.

My wife asked to go out with friends to have some drinks yesterday evening. Well midnight came around and she still wasn’t home. I was milling around the garage when I seen a car pull up. I quickly hid behind my boat. I watch my wife lean over and kiss some dude, exit car and pull some panties out her purse and slide them on. That’s when I noticed it! A big hairline crack in my boat prop. Can I weld it or do I have to replace the whole dam thing? Thanks….

BBBG isn't here at the moment and it seems are in quite the pickle! I'm no replacement but I hope I can help.

I'd weld it. With it being hair line there is a good chance I will be successful and cheaper than full replacement. In a cold world you are a warm breeze to us all. Have a fantastic day, chief.

 

[Slabiathan]

Even with my wittle wegs?

You are perfect just the way you are! Don't let anyone tell you other wise! Have blessed afternoon!

 

[Texan69]

You are perfect just the way you are! Don't let anyone tell you other wise! Have blessed afternoon!

Your just saying that to protect my feelings….the big legs hurt really is that true?

 

[Slabiathan]

Your just saying that to protect my feelings….the big legs hurt really is that true?

I mean it, buddy! You are perfect the way you are! Uniquely you! Don't let others dictate your view! Keep up the great work!

 

[Achillesking]

Even with my wittle wegs?

They make me love even more. If we can over come them we can over come anything

 

[Butch_C]

I am very upset. I have been looking for bbbg everywhere on this forum but he has seemed to have vanished. I have found many of his highly informative posts but they have deadended here....I am crushed.

 

[Slabiathan]

I am very upset. I have been looking for bbbg everywhere on this forum but he has seemed to have vanished. I have found many of his highly informative posts but they have deadended here....I am crushed.

It's always darkest before the dawn, my sweet Butch. Keep you chin up! Our Leader will be back! Stay Gold, friend!