Juicy Switch 😈//🦹🏾‍♂️

[Mr.Majestic]

So...

here's the deats

Here's the ring I showed my fianceé I was gonna get her...


And yes it is from Costco, because if you know me...Costco is king, Costco is life
And if you want to be embellished by the lifestyle you will need a membership...

Anyways....
This is the ring I actually got her



Yes,
the Juicy Switch was a success

 

[Mr.Majestic]

Now before you guys judge me
Understand this...

She loses shxt constantly and continously.

Like, the 1st gift i gave her was a titanium bracelet i had that matched my watch.

That was on our 2nd date which was at one of her family members wedding reception.

She eventually lost it & didn't even try to find it....

It ended up resurfacing after 3months in her fuxkin' room....

I'm like did you even fuxkin' try looking but if she ever misplaced her weed vape it's like watching a combined search warrant between the DEA, FTA, FBI and whatever other 3 letter police organization to track this thing down.

Now if this bxtch (love you babie) thought I was gonna spend 3k on something valuable to keep under watch in her possession she cleary doesn't know who she agreeded to marry and for that she should be shamed.

 

[Mr.Majestic]

My question to you bros is;
Have you ever done some ingenious fuxk shxt like this to your significant other?

 

[TODAY]

Buying diamond rings is for men who can't make their woman cum.

 

[Mr.Majestic]

Buying diamond rings is for men who can't make their woman cum.

That's what I'm sayin'
I proposed to my girl with a $100 tungsten ring off Amazon

But than again high priced jewelry and anything/everything else means nothing to the both of us.

 

[eazy]

my gal or one of her hoe babble friends could look at it catch sunlight and shine purple and introduce doubt.

from there she would have it appraised while having cleaned at the mall.

 

[Bump]

Are you trying to fool her with this bait and switch? Any woman worth her salt as they say, would see the difference.

 

[Diesel59]

Gotta save some money for your other three wives. I approve of this strategy.

 

[Yano]

my gal or one of her hoe babble friends could look at it catch sunlight and shine purple and introduce doubt.

from there she would have it appraised while having cleaned at the mall.

Hell yeh my ol ladies the same way ,, she'd whip out the jewlers loop like a Hasidic diamond merchant .. oy vey , these stones are glass !! .... she would kill me

 

[Santa]

Now before you guys judge me
Understand this...

No judgement here. I’m assuming you stuck to the 3-month salary rule on engagement rings. So if it’s $299, so be it.

 

[Yano]

When I got her rings , I got em as a set , engagement ring sets into the wedding ring and like doubles the size and the stones , like one setting goes around the others .. then as the kids came we had one stone added to it for each of them .. i lost track of how much i got invested in her damn hand lol

 

[Yano]

From my experience , women are fucked up about jewelry.

A woman can go shopping some where like Penny's or Macys , fucking Walmart and spend 30 bucks on glass and glue fake bling.

Head to toe fake Beyonce bullshit lolol

BUT

If that same woman wants you to get her nails done for her , and you try to get her some of them Lee nails ? ohhh hell no ... want a new ring , and you try to take her to buy glass and glue ? that's a big fucking hell no too .. call you everything from trifling cheap ass to late for supper and back again

Her money is for her ,, but once you're in a relationship , your money is for her too.

 

[Mr.Majestic]

From my experience , women are fucked up about jewelry.

A woman can go shopping some where like Penny's or Macys , fucking Walmart and spend 30 bucks on glass and glue fake bling.

Head to toe fake Beyonce bullshit lolol

BUT

If that same woman wants you to get her nails done for her , and you try to get her some of them Lee nails ? ohhh hell no ... want a new ring , and you try to take her to buy glass and glue ? that's a big fucking hell no too .. call you everything from trifling cheap ass to late for supper and back again

Her money is for her ,, but once you're in a relationship , your money is for her too.

Amen!!!

 

[Mr.Majestic]

No judgement here. I’m assuming you stuck to the 3-month salary rule on engagement rings. So if it’s $299, so be it.

what makes this funnier is that I still choose a 6month financing plan lol

 

[Santa]

what makes this funnier is that I still choose a 6month financing plan lol

At least you didn’t put that shit on lay-a-way like my parents did. I outgrew half the clothes before I ever got them.

 

[OldeBull1]

So the basis physical representation of yout marriage, a lifelong commitment of fidelity and trust, is based on a lie?
I'm not saying a big or expensive rock is essential. I am saying honesty is.
Good luck.

 

[Mr.Majestic]

So the basis physical representation of yout marriage, a lifelong commitment of fidelity and trust, is based on a lie?
I'm not saying a big or expensive rock is essential. I am saying honesty is.
Good luck.

Your right,
Honesty is....


And that's why she knows, doesn't care, and still loves me the same if not more...

 

[Yano]

Your right,
Honesty is....
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And that's why she knows, doesn't care, and still loves me the same if not more...

Rings and fancy shit are cool and all ,, we got married in a rented gym next to the VFW. All ya need is love , a preacher and a broom. Done.

 

[BD Bodybuilder]

If I tried that, my always online wife would cut me deep and bleed me long.

 

[CohibaRobusto]

My wife is really bad about losing stuff too.

I just buy her mostly silver jewelry with semi-precious stones from really good designers (not like department store shit).

The pieces usually cost $200-$500 and she loves them. And if she loses one, which she has, it's not the end of the world.

She is not into diamonds and silver is a better color on her anyway, so it's a win win.