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Why do husbands die before their wives?

Because they want to.

This is gold. I'm saving it for my own use.

 

[Diesel59]

 

[NbleSavage]

 

[NbleSavage]

A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband’s funeral.

A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?

“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.

“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”.

 

[Thrawn]

Do I need to ask my wife anything?

 

[1bigun11]

So this penguin takes his car to the Caribou's garage to figure out what's wrong with it. The Caribou tells the penguin it's going to take about a half hour to run the diagnostic, but that there's a Dairy Queen ran by a Walrus across the street. So the penguin leaves and comes back in about a half hour. The caribou says to the penguin that it looks like he blew a seal. The penguin wipes his mouth, looks at it and says, "Nah, that's just ice cream." LOL

 

[Diesel59]

When doing OnlyFans is just a casual part of who she is.

 

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When doing OnlyFans is just a casual part of who she is.

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Welcome to 2024.

 

[Thrawn]

When doing OnlyFans is just a casual part of who she is.

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I don't get it, explain

 

[Diesel59]

I don't get it, explain

I know that user is probably a bit, but the way the bio is written made me laugh.

Just a brief explanation of herself where she casually mentions doing OnlyFans at the end.

 

[Diesel59]

Anyone remember Tyrone?

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[Diesel59]

 

[NbleSavage]

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Ye wouldn't pay fifty quid to have a garbanzo bean on yer face.

 

[Thrawn]

 

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Hilariously disgusting.

 

[Thrawn]

Hilariously disgusting.

Thank God I have never experienced this.

 

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Thank God I have never experienced this.

I don't think I've heard the word "cooter" since the Dukes of Hazzard.

 

[Diesel59]

 

[Equator]

 

[Thrawn]