Salt Lake City skinny guy looking for hardcore personal trainer

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I'm a skinny 43 year old attorney in the Salt Lake City area.

I'm looking for a hardcore trainer to work with me on a near-daily basis to keep into peak shape. I'm looking for long, intense lifting sessions.

I also need someone experienced with testosterone, peptides, etc.

I can pay a good rate, but I also am looking for a volume discount.

I've dabbled with bodybuilding and powerlifting on and off for 20 years but always been scrawny.
 
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I'm not sure why the question marks, but I'm glad to be here. Any advice on finding a good trainer is appreciated.
 

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Sure I can help. My rate is 50 Australian bucks an hour. You may have to travel some to my studio gym. But the 12 hour flight a day shouldn't be any inconvenience.

Seriously every gym. Yes even planet fitness has people who offer this service. Personal trainers are the equlivent to dark alley prostitutes in salt lake city. They offer all kinds of services depending on how much you want to pay. And all of them either deal in underground drugs or have a dealer on speed dial. They have all the pills and oils to make you huge and hard.

Good luck. Shop around for a personal trainer. Watch them train other clients. The last thing you want is Nick Walkers old trainer.

Honestly good luck and best wishes. Welcome to ugbb.
 
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Because your inquiry sounds.... Super ghey. 🤣

Welcome to the Underground

I'm happily married with two kids, but also not homophobic.

I didn't even realize that about my post until you pointed it out.

Bodybuilding in general is pretty gay but that's not why I'm here. Just trying to gain muscle mass like everyone else.

So far no leads on trainers.
 

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I'm happily married with two kids, but also not homophobic.

I didn't even realize that about my post until you pointed it out.

Bodybuilding in general is pretty gay but that's not why I'm here. Just trying to gain muscle mass like everyone else.

So far no leads on trainers.
30 years ago b4 trainers appeared we would find someone at the gym who trained at the same time who was also in need of a training partner.
Shared knowledge and pushing one another was a free personal trainer and a great way to meet people.
Plenty old guys here who still do this. Including me. I train at three gyms with a bunch of different guys. We txt to arange workouts.
Even a shy introvert like me has done well doing this. The money you save on not needing a p.t. can buy membership and supps.
Use Google to find your closest gym. Find someone training on their own who likes to train with you. Problem solved. Money saved.
Otherwise Google your closest gym. Ask at the counter if they have a p.t. training there. Contact them all. Have a workout with them all. Find the one you like. Problem solved. Can't hold your hand. You have to do this yourself.
Good luck.
 

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Sure I can help. My rate is 50 Australian bucks an hour. You may have to travel some to my studio gym. But the 12 hour flight a day shouldn't be any inconvenience.

Seriously every gym. Yes even planet fitness has people who offer this service. Personal trainers are the equlivent to dark alley prostitutes in salt lake city. They offer all kinds of services depending on how much you want to pay. And all of them either deal in underground drugs or have a dealer on speed dial. They have all the pills and oils to make you huge and hard.

Good luck. Shop around for a personal trainer. Watch them train other clients. The last thing you want is Nick Walkers old trainer.

Honestly good luck and best wishes. Welcome to ugbb.
How much you charge ? $31.25 :ROFLMAO:

Only reason I know that is I just bought a Tshirt from Rhyss Keane over at Cult Strength , 57 dollar shirt cost me $35.63 (y)
 

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Because your inquiry sounds.... Super ghey. 🤣

Welcome to the Underground
No shit :ROFLMAO:

I'm looking for a hardcore trainer to work with me on a near-daily basis to keep into peak shape. I'm looking for long, intense lifting sessions.
Like rainbow cape , tights and all that 🤪
 

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How much you charge ? $31.25 :ROFLMAO:

Only reason I know that is I just bought a Tshirt from Rhyss Keane over at Cult Strength , 57 dollar shirt cost me $35.63 (y)
Imagine how much more you can get with a hooked here for your buck. I can set you up with the syphilis sisters for 20 U.S. bucks cash.
They will give you an hour of anything you can imagine. And you will remember it for much longer than that. Every time you itch your balls you will think of Australian women.Screenshot_20250107-114558.jpg
 

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Imagine how much more you can get with a hooked here for your buck. I can set you up with the syphilis sisters for 20 U.S. bucks cash.
They will give you an hour of anything you can imagine. And you will remember it for much longer than that. Every time you itch your balls you will think of Australian women.View attachment 55533
I'm in ! I'll have my penicillin forwarded in the post ahead of the vacation.

 

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Imagine how much more you can get with a hooked here for your buck. I can set you up with the syphilis sisters for 20 U.S. bucks cash.
They will give you an hour of anything you can imagine. And you will remember it for much longer than that. Every time you itch your balls you will think of Australian women.View attachment 55533

Worth it!!! 🤩🥰😘
 
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I'm a skinny 43 year old attorney in the Salt Lake City area.

I'm looking for a hardcore trainer to work with me on a near-daily basis to keep into peak shape. I'm looking for long, intense lifting sessions.

I also need someone experienced with testosterone, peptides, etc.

I can pay a good rate, but I also am looking for a volume discount.

I've dabbled with bodybuilding and powerlifting on and off for 20 years but always been scrawny.
I'd find out which local gyms are most geared to serious bodybuilding and powerlifting, and see what trainers they have there. Don't be afraid to do some sessions with different ones. I've worked with 3 or 4 trainers over the years to work on issues and learn.

Some will have more knowledge about your goals than others. Most important is to also do your own research. Most stuff I have learned here on these boards and through trial and error.

If you want legal testosterone go to a trt clinic. You have the money for it.

Find a trainer that looks how you want to look too. I was skinny fat when I started. It's been a fun journey.
 

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I'm in ! I'll have my penicillin forwarded in the post ahead of the vacation.

Now that is a clasic album. So many Australian people still don't know bon Scott or that he was the second lead vocal with Brian the third.
Was going to say the crab sisters. But not sure if that term is relivent to Americans. After all you think a jumper is a type of frog. And none of you wear thongs on your feet. Well maybe them in salt lake city.
 

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I'm looking for a hardcore trainer to work with me on a near-daily basis to keep into peak shape. I'm looking for long, intense lifting sessions.

I also need someone experienced with testosterone, peptides, etc.
For in person training, it's as simple as finding a hardcore lifting gym in your area, they all have trainers whether in house, or guys that just use the gym that can hook you up. Those guys don't put themselves all over the internet with gimmicky shit like the big box trainers do.

On the testosterone and peptides, in person docs aren't going to do it for you either at all, or definitely not right. I'd be looking into places like Hormone Health & Wellness of Palm Beach, or Titan Medical. Both will set your test at optimal levels, they both prescribe peptides, as well as other anabolics. Depending on what you go with, it can range from a little pricey, to damn expensive, but not knowing what you need and wanting doctor care and recommendations with performance in mind, it's the way to go. Note, Titan is more geared to bodybuilders and athletic performance. HHW is more anti-aging and male optimization, but they do set test at good levels and I've also been prescribed Deca and Anadrol from them so they don't leave out the bodybuilders either.
 

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Imagine how much more you can get with a hooked here for your buck. I can set you up with the syphilis sisters for 20 U.S. bucks cash.
They will give you an hour of anything you can imagine. And you will remember it for much longer than that. Every time you itch your balls you will think of Australian women.View attachment 55533

So, is it a curable strain of syphilis?
 

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Doesn’t the LDS (Mormon) church have a AAS outlet somewhere? You know Joseph Smith Roids.com. It’s all about the money….right? Welcome to the dark side.
 

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I am assuming this is your introduction. Welcome to the Underground. I can understand why the others might think it’s ghey. Have you ever read what they write on the they hook up sites? That is probably what they are referring to. They probably read many of those introductions on manhunt 😜. (One thing you’ll find out about me is that I am analytical and assess motive).
 
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