wondering if this means gay

[BRICKS]

Here reading this on the toilet being careful not to piss out through the crack between the toilet seat and the bowl. Nothing quite like letting it go, NOT hearing anything hit water a d now your socks are wet. Like Snake said, fk you you big dick mthrfkrs.

With love, Tuna Can.

 

[heady muscle]

.... first off , dude WTF haahahahaha

that being said. This is their website ,, i'll let you make the call. I gotta go bleach my eyes ....

NUDUS UNDERWEAR

Heritage style. Modern comfort.

nudusunderwear.com

I didn't need to see that.

 

[RISE]

I don't believe either of you, Send0 or Yano. Pics of your dicks touching water or it doesn't happen.

 

[Diesel59]

It's good to be a grower and not a shower.

 

[Yano]

I don't believe either of you, Send0 or Yano. Pics of your dicks touching water or it doesn't happen.

The singlet pic is as far as im going haahahaha you can see enough of the damn thing in that pic i aint getting nekkid for this bunch of freaks

 

[snake]

I've never tried to be honest ,, that's not my cup of tea but at 11" 7/8 if its not pointed in the right direction when it goes off it can be a catastrophe

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My brother an fellow helicopter pilot is right on the money.
100% correct on all counts

If ya don't swing it over the edge you end up fishing with it .... gross

Can't wear certain clothes , shorts , drawers , joggers , tight cut pants or jeans ,,, people stare at you like your trying to smuggle a parrot through customs.

Im old from before Magnums came out ,,, you know what its like trying to stretch something thats only the size of a broomstick over a soda can ? ,,, I broke so many fucking rubbers i stopped using them.

Women tease they rub on ya jeans they make a big deal ,, you get em alone , haul it out and they will play with it , stroke it , laugh , its like a fucking toy robot ...

Then if they do want to try and ride it all you hear is ,, OW its not going to fit ,, oh my God hurry up it hurts ... there's no way I'm putting that thing in my mouth it won't fit .....

An if you do get a good ride going ,, you slip just once and hit bottom and they double up and shove you off them and for the next 6 months you're reminded about how you bruised her uterus .... good times.

That's all Greek to me.

Here's how I worked it:
Not a bad looking fellow, got some muscles, decent personality... that's the bait. Then once the clothes are off they are like, "That's it? Well it's 2 A.M. and I'm here, may as well work with what little he has".

 

[snake]

Here reading this on the toilet being careful not to piss out through the crack between the toilet seat and the bowl. Nothing quite like letting it go, NOT hearing anything hit water a d now your socks are wet. Like Snake said, fk you you big dick mthrfkrs.

With love, Tuna Can.

Ok that was funny.

 

[Yano]

That's all Greek to me.

Here's how I worked it:
Not a bad looking fellow, got some muscles, decent personality... that's the bait. Then once the clothes are off they are like, "That's it? Well it's 2 A.M. and I'm here, may as well work with what little he has".

I'm Danny Devito when was on Taxi.

An angry dwarf , with a lower body and posterior chain like a chimp or mountain gorilla with a limp , crooked head , crooked body , crooked fucking face haahahaha

If God didn't bless me with the dick I'd have nothing goin for me at all

 

[Thrawn]

I'm Danny Devito when was on Taxi.

An angry dwarf , with a lower body and posterior chain like a chimp or mountain gorilla with a limp , crooked head , crooked body , crooked fucking face haahahaha

If God didn't bless me with the dick I'd have nothing goin for me at all

So you were tickling your kids feet and your wife told you to stop and wait till she was born lol

 

[Thrawn]

Lot of talk in here I'll be the first fucker to post it. Nuts are small due to cycle.

 

[iron-rage66]

Whole thread = "The Gay"...

 

[Kraken]

Having a cock just a tinge above average works well for me. It fits well in her pussy and her asshole. If it were huge, the girls wouldn't let me shove it up her ass or down her throat.

 

[TeddyBear]

guys i found the receipt for the panties

he got them at gaymart

I saw this.

I hadn’t heard of “Gay Mart” until I visited Palm Springs.

Sure; you could be Hetero and get shorts there. But virtually NO straight dude I know would scroll past the harnesses and jocks and proceed to make the purchase. No. A straight dude would grab a nice pair from a normal online retailer.

Verdict: gay.

If he gets a jock, then he takes it in the ass.

 

[John Ziegler]

Last night we were driving by a gas station

a gorgeous 20 some odd year old gym chick was out there pumpin her gas

(nice big round ass)

for second I thought he was checking her out

so i said "u see something you like over there" jokingly

he quicky said no but then back peddled a second and said well i don't know

to break up the awkward moment I said

hell ya id like to slip into that and squirt

 

[John Ziegler]

I saw this.

I hadn’t heard of “Gay Mart” until I visited Palm Springs.

there is or was one in san Diego

there was a mannequin in the window

wearing all leather and a zipper mask

 

[BRICKS]

I saw this.

I hadn’t heard of “Gay Mart” until I visited Palm Springs.

Sure; you could be Hetero and get shorts there. But virtually NO straight dude I know would scroll past the harnesses and jocks and proceed to make the purchase. No. A straight dude would grab a nice pair from a normal online retailer.

Verdict: gay.

If he gets a jock, then he takes it in the ass.

A straight dude goes to Walmart and grabs a 6 pack of Hanes boxers.

 

[Send0]

Last night we were driving by a gas station

a gorgeous 20 some odd year old gym chick was out there pumpin her gas

(nice big round ass)

for second I thought he was checking her out

so i said "u see something you like over there" jokingly

he quicky said no but then back peddled a second and said well i don't know

to break up the awkward moment I said

hell ya id like to slip into that and squirt

I never liked when my father talked to me about girls this way. I'd also get awkward and kind of quiet. I don't want to know what he likes, or even get the notion that he might have an "old man boner" going on.

I just felt cringey talking to my dad about this stuff. I'm sure plenty of kids feel the same.

 

[TeddyBear]

A straight dude goes to Walmart and grabs a 6 pack of Hanes boxers.

Well, Amazon is just as easy and means you can skip an aisle of photos of half naked men. Arguably less gay.

 

[Kraken]

So OP, the kid is 20. Is he addicted to video games and social media? Maybe he just has no idea how to handle a woman and is afraid to try. All kids do now is sit around staring at little screens and never actually interacting with another human.

 

[BRICKS]

Well, Amazon is just as easy and means you can skip an aisle of photos of half naked men. Arguably less gay.

Good point.