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Diesel59

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"I probably scar her heart for life....
that's too bad!" 🤣🤣

 

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In the Soviet union, two Moscow residents are walking down the street. "Have things ever been so bad?" one complains. "The butcher is out of meat…the baker is out of bread…the tobacconist is out of tobacco…"

A passing police officer overhears and steps in front of him menacingly. "You know, Comrade," he says, "ten years ago you could have been shot for talking like that." He gives him a significant glare and stalks off.

When he's out of sight, the man resumes: "The police are out of bullets…"
 

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