DesertRose
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Hey guys! So I started writing a DNP log, but after about eight days I essentially hit a wall and completely ran out of motivation and energy. I'll share that log in this first post, and then follow up in a second post to summarize my experiences over the proceeding days.
Day 1 (200mg powder)
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Nothing noticeable, feeling good. First time keeping my carbs sub-50g for a long time, though. Not sure if that's low enough to induce ketosis over time, but this level seems easily sustainable. Need to find ways to increase my protein intake, though. Loading up a grocery order with skinless chicken thighs and protein powder is on the whey. (Bah dum tish!)
Day 2 (200mg powder)
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Very slight feeling of generalized itchiness off and on today, but no redness or similar. Taking Cetirizine 10mg (generic Zyrtec) during the day to preemptively offset potential allergic reactions. Slight headache in the afternoon, and starting to notice an increase in warmth as I go about my day.
Day 3 (200mg powder)
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Excess warmth is unmistakable now. Turned down the AC, and am very glad I purchased a fan for my nightstand to use whilst sleeping. Have been using my mini handheld fan off and on throughout the workday. Had nearly two gallons of water today, but the DNP seems to be increasing my desire to drink, rather than blunting it as has been mentioned elsewhere. I haven't felt this thirsty in years! (Note to self: some of your ex-boyfriends may dispute that. Follow up note to self: HOW RUDE!)
Day 4 (200mg powder)
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Ladies and gentlemen, lethargy has entered the building. Feeling moderately run down physically, but not really sleepy. Am noticing an interesting side in which my fingers seem to be lagging behind my brain; my typing speed has notably diminished, and I often have to retype words and correct my spelling. Hoping that the incoming Modafinil will really help with this particular side. Should be here in time for tomorrow's dose.
Had very little appetite today. Feeling warmer than ever. If I venture anywhere in my home without taking my little handheld fan with me, I regret it immediately. Am considering having one of my hands surgically removed so I may replace it with mini fan. Kind of like Edward Scissorhands, except I'd be... DesertRose FanKnuckles, or something. I would literally be so cool.
In other news, the neighbor's kid was playing the recorder so poorly and insistently, I had to fight the urge to karate chop him in the throat. So I did the next most logical thing: I blasted Snow's "Informer" out my front door in his general direction, and he was presumably so mesmerized with confusion and awe, all recorder-ing ceased immediately. PWNED.
Day 5 (200mg powder)
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Took 100mg of Modafinil first thing in the morning. First time I've ever tried a stimulant like this. In the lyrics of disgraced R&B singer R. Kelly: "I believe I can fly!" (J/K, I had my typical non-response to stimulants. Will bump up to taking a full 200mg tomorrow.)
Fun new side: my urine perpetually resembles diluted neon yellow highlighter. Fancy! Weird new side: the perfume I'm wearing today smells like root beer. It never did before, honest. And I don't even like root beer! Shenanigans.
I am hot. Temperature hot, rather than "gets random peens in her PMs" hot. Although, there's no better way to make a lady go ice cold than to send unsolicited peen. Should I be typing this? Can't brain, need cool.
Day 6 (200mg powder)
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Full saturation: achievement unlocked! Of the cumulative DNP in my system, that is. Although I've managed to fully saturate the back of my t-shirt a time or two, so I'm typing this topless while watching Frozen in a misguided attempt to cool down by computer generated proxy or something. Maybe I've lost my mind, you say? Then I'll just have to "let it gooooooooooooooooooo!"
I've found that I'm craving fruit for some reason, so I picked up some of those mini cups of Del Monte Mixed Fruit, because fruit cocktail was my ever-loving jam when I was growing up. Of course, that was the kind in heavy syrup that was so sweet it was almost hallucinogenic; this kind is in water with no sugar added, so the carbs are much more reasonable. Of course, eating one of these things makes me feel like I'm a five year old having a post nap time snack. "IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!" (If you don't get that reference, you're dead to me.)
Day 7 (200mg powder)
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REVELATION!
It occurred to me that I haven't ridden the Low Carb Train into KetoTown in several years, so it's possible that the brain fog and seeming loss of mental acuity could be down to keto flu. I'm up to 150mg of Armodafinil or 200mg of Modafinil per day (switching between them) and I'm hoping they'll start kicking in at some point. Not feeling particularly amped or anything, and sleep hasn't been affected, so that's good news. Though I'm not really noting a stimulating response, the appetite blunting effects seem to be pretty legit. I'm not at the stage where I completely forget to eat, like some folks on Phentermine have mentioned in their anecdotal experiences, but the desire seems to have diminished. Could also be down to not wanting to spend any more time in the kitchen than I absolutely have to. OVENS BE HOT, YO. You're welcome for that nugget of wisdom. #TheMoreYouKnow
Speaking of hot, the night sweats have kicked in, and boy howdy - they're decidedly much less enjoyable than working up a glistening glow doing the horizontal mambo. But since my boyfriend is on the other side of the world for the foreseeable future (thanks, COVID) I'll just have to make like the Divinyls and "touch myself" ...with ice packs and cold washcloths, you rascals. Get your minds out of the gutter - and while you're at it, get off my lawn!
Day 8 (200mg powder)
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REVELATION PART II, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Being the Dr. Researchy McResearcher PhD that I am, I was checking out some of the supplements I've been taking on this run to see if they could be potentially contributing to the epic face flushing I've been experiencing. I'm talking next level redness: as though I've been teleported back in time to 1990, and someone just told a wee DesertRose that Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block saw her picture and thought she was pretty. Yeah, THAT red.
I didn't turn up much on the supplements, but I did learn that the effects of Modafinil are blunted - if not altogether mitigated - when one is also using antihistamine. Oops. So the Cetirizine is taking a hike, and hopefully I'll finally get some relief from the constant lack of energy.
Day 1 (200mg powder)
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Nothing noticeable, feeling good. First time keeping my carbs sub-50g for a long time, though. Not sure if that's low enough to induce ketosis over time, but this level seems easily sustainable. Need to find ways to increase my protein intake, though. Loading up a grocery order with skinless chicken thighs and protein powder is on the whey. (Bah dum tish!)
Day 2 (200mg powder)
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Very slight feeling of generalized itchiness off and on today, but no redness or similar. Taking Cetirizine 10mg (generic Zyrtec) during the day to preemptively offset potential allergic reactions. Slight headache in the afternoon, and starting to notice an increase in warmth as I go about my day.
Day 3 (200mg powder)
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Excess warmth is unmistakable now. Turned down the AC, and am very glad I purchased a fan for my nightstand to use whilst sleeping. Have been using my mini handheld fan off and on throughout the workday. Had nearly two gallons of water today, but the DNP seems to be increasing my desire to drink, rather than blunting it as has been mentioned elsewhere. I haven't felt this thirsty in years! (Note to self: some of your ex-boyfriends may dispute that. Follow up note to self: HOW RUDE!)
Day 4 (200mg powder)
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Ladies and gentlemen, lethargy has entered the building. Feeling moderately run down physically, but not really sleepy. Am noticing an interesting side in which my fingers seem to be lagging behind my brain; my typing speed has notably diminished, and I often have to retype words and correct my spelling. Hoping that the incoming Modafinil will really help with this particular side. Should be here in time for tomorrow's dose.
Had very little appetite today. Feeling warmer than ever. If I venture anywhere in my home without taking my little handheld fan with me, I regret it immediately. Am considering having one of my hands surgically removed so I may replace it with mini fan. Kind of like Edward Scissorhands, except I'd be... DesertRose FanKnuckles, or something. I would literally be so cool.
In other news, the neighbor's kid was playing the recorder so poorly and insistently, I had to fight the urge to karate chop him in the throat. So I did the next most logical thing: I blasted Snow's "Informer" out my front door in his general direction, and he was presumably so mesmerized with confusion and awe, all recorder-ing ceased immediately. PWNED.
Day 5 (200mg powder)
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Took 100mg of Modafinil first thing in the morning. First time I've ever tried a stimulant like this. In the lyrics of disgraced R&B singer R. Kelly: "I believe I can fly!" (J/K, I had my typical non-response to stimulants. Will bump up to taking a full 200mg tomorrow.)
Fun new side: my urine perpetually resembles diluted neon yellow highlighter. Fancy! Weird new side: the perfume I'm wearing today smells like root beer. It never did before, honest. And I don't even like root beer! Shenanigans.
I am hot. Temperature hot, rather than "gets random peens in her PMs" hot. Although, there's no better way to make a lady go ice cold than to send unsolicited peen. Should I be typing this? Can't brain, need cool.
Day 6 (200mg powder)
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Full saturation: achievement unlocked! Of the cumulative DNP in my system, that is. Although I've managed to fully saturate the back of my t-shirt a time or two, so I'm typing this topless while watching Frozen in a misguided attempt to cool down by computer generated proxy or something. Maybe I've lost my mind, you say? Then I'll just have to "let it gooooooooooooooooooo!"
I've found that I'm craving fruit for some reason, so I picked up some of those mini cups of Del Monte Mixed Fruit, because fruit cocktail was my ever-loving jam when I was growing up. Of course, that was the kind in heavy syrup that was so sweet it was almost hallucinogenic; this kind is in water with no sugar added, so the carbs are much more reasonable. Of course, eating one of these things makes me feel like I'm a five year old having a post nap time snack. "IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!" (If you don't get that reference, you're dead to me.)
Day 7 (200mg powder)
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REVELATION!
It occurred to me that I haven't ridden the Low Carb Train into KetoTown in several years, so it's possible that the brain fog and seeming loss of mental acuity could be down to keto flu. I'm up to 150mg of Armodafinil or 200mg of Modafinil per day (switching between them) and I'm hoping they'll start kicking in at some point. Not feeling particularly amped or anything, and sleep hasn't been affected, so that's good news. Though I'm not really noting a stimulating response, the appetite blunting effects seem to be pretty legit. I'm not at the stage where I completely forget to eat, like some folks on Phentermine have mentioned in their anecdotal experiences, but the desire seems to have diminished. Could also be down to not wanting to spend any more time in the kitchen than I absolutely have to. OVENS BE HOT, YO. You're welcome for that nugget of wisdom. #TheMoreYouKnow
Speaking of hot, the night sweats have kicked in, and boy howdy - they're decidedly much less enjoyable than working up a glistening glow doing the horizontal mambo. But since my boyfriend is on the other side of the world for the foreseeable future (thanks, COVID) I'll just have to make like the Divinyls and "touch myself" ...with ice packs and cold washcloths, you rascals. Get your minds out of the gutter - and while you're at it, get off my lawn!
Day 8 (200mg powder)
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REVELATION PART II, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
Being the Dr. Researchy McResearcher PhD that I am, I was checking out some of the supplements I've been taking on this run to see if they could be potentially contributing to the epic face flushing I've been experiencing. I'm talking next level redness: as though I've been teleported back in time to 1990, and someone just told a wee DesertRose that Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block saw her picture and thought she was pretty. Yeah, THAT red.
I didn't turn up much on the supplements, but I did learn that the effects of Modafinil are blunted - if not altogether mitigated - when one is also using antihistamine. Oops. So the Cetirizine is taking a hike, and hopefully I'll finally get some relief from the constant lack of energy.